Me:
 hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 ying
God:
  Glad to see you,  ying.
Me:
 me too.what's your name?!
God:
I'm glad we agree,  ying.  My name is  God.
Me:
 God is your really name !>
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  my really name.   What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
 readin,houw about you?!
God:
OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
 you 'r  male or female?!
God:
Thanks for the information:  ying said I r male or female.
Me:
 you'r  a man ?!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  ying said I r a man.
Me:
 no ,i don't mind.. can you speak ENglish..
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.   Of course  English is my native tongue.
Me:
 I hope you can learn Chinese....
God:
Don't worry about it,  ying.
Me:
 can you speak Chinese.?!
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
 hao
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
 why !?
God:
I thought we were done with  hao.
Me:
 oh !? what are you doing ?!
God:
Come on.   I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
 how many people ?!
God:
" I am chatting with people on the net."?  How many people?
Me:
 how many people your chatting now?!
God:
Oh.  I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about  people at once.
Me:
 why you can chatting with half a million people,you can type so faster?!?!
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 wo.......so nice ..........can you help me !?
God:
An einem Ort, den wir "Realitaet" nennen.   Ahem.  Thank you for that remark.   What kind of help would you like?
Me:
 where are you now?!
God:
Oh.  I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 under the heaven..can you tell me where is the heaven?!
God:
Are we ever over  the heaven can me tell you where is the heaven?
Me:
 what's you job?!
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.

 

 

 

http://user.qzone.qq.com/137726965/infocenter  you can talk to god too..
Me:
 how old are you ?!
God:
I am  Infinite years old.
Me:
 you are not exist?!
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.